Fun Fleet Facts

"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori) 03/13/2019 at 15:34 • Filed to: None

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My cars are in an odd state of disrepair these days, so I thought I’d run some fun fleet facts.

Number of running cars: 5

Number of cars with working AC: 1 (Land Rover, against all odds)

Number of freeway capable cars: 4 (Saab is unhappy)

Number of cars that need gas: 1 (Land Rover again)

Number of cars that need an oil change: 1 (Alfa)

Number of watertight cars: Between 3 and 5

Number of cars with open action items: 5

Other fun facts:

Total number of cylinders: 25

Total displacement: 12 L

Total number of forward gears: 26

Total number of seats: 23

Total number of drive wheels: 14

Total horsepower: 798 HP

Total curb weight: 14,779 lbs

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/13/2019 at 15:40

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Really n eed Jalop scores for each.

https://jalopnik.com/how-jalopnik-is-your-car-346367

Future Heap Owner > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/13/2019 at 15:42

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Which one (or three) of them has an  odd cylinder count?

benjrblant > Future Heap Owner 03/13/2019 at 15:48

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Probably the C30 with a T5?

Future Heap Owner > benjrblant 03/13/2019 at 15:53

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Cool, I didn’t know he has one of those!

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/13/2019 at 16:30

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Wow. Thar be an old article. Needs an update, but I’ll bite. According to that, my least Jalop car is the Volvo and my most is the Alfa. Not sure if I agree with that assessment , but OK. Unless the motorized bike counts, in which case it cleaned up. I think there are many people that wouldn’t agree with that.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/13/2019 at 16:36

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Haha! Love it. It definitely needs an update, but still fun.

“all glass hatch” and “2-door hatch” definitely deserve some points.

My car cleans up on individual throttle bodies, but I think it still scores less than your Alfa.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/13/2019 at 16:44

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Oh shoot, I forgot about those! I guess everyone gets +5 except the Civic which gets +10. Not really going to make or break, but it does put the Toot at a clean 400 .

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/13/2019 at 16:46

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160 for my M3, 29 for the Tacoma (8 cupholders...). 

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner 03/13/2019 at 16:46

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Yup!  C30 has an turbo 5.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/13/2019 at 16:48

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5 cylinder should definitely be worth more.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/13/2019 at 16:55

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So... when will you list them on Turo?

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/13/2019 at 17:07

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Number of running cars: 3

Number of running cars I’ll drive: 2

Number of cars with working AC: 1

Number of freeway capable cars: 2

Number of cars that don’t eat fuel on the freeway: 1

Number of cars that need no work: 0

Number of cars ready for paint: 1

Number that need paint: 2

Number of cars 25 yrs or older: 3

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Total number of cylinders:18

Total displacement: 9.8L

Total number of forward gears:12

Total number of seats: 20

Total number of drive wheels: 6

Total horsepower: 444HP ( as rated, actual is around 480HP )

Total Torque: 555ft-lbs ( as rated, actual is around 585ft-lbs )

Total curb weight: 9,634 lbs

Total Towing Capacity: 8,600 lbs

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/13/2019 at 17:11

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My van gets -197 points..........

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 03/13/2019 at 17:14

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Ouch. 

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/13/2019 at 17:17

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The new van gets 192..............negative.

Pretty sure any of my vehicles are more “Jalop” than that list suggests.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 03/13/2019 at 17:21

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Oh man... needing paint is a good one.  In my case that’d be 4 for me. :-(

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 03/13/2019 at 17:23

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No.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 03/13/2019 at 17:25

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Yeah, it needs a serious update.

https://jalopnik.com/parents-just-buy-the-damn-minivan-1597502940